Why Universities Are Just A Corporate Conveyor Belt

A Career Fair is a microcosm. A dizzying snapshot into the absurd world of work. Fake smiles, branded ‘gifts’ and the unnaturally perky trainee enlightening you how his internship last summer really gave him an insight into “the culture of the firm” and explaining how he is now “making a global impact” working with multinationals seeking to “restructure their taxes more efficiently.”  

The hollow atmosphere and disorienting degree of pretense is an apt introduction into the artificial and often contradictory way of corporate life. The initial flood of smiles and joy mimic the beginning of the corporate career. Lively work nights out and complimentary company perks are used as bait during internship programs to give the illusion that life at the company is a balanced, eclectic mix of work and fun.

Yet as soon as you sign your name on the dot the fun quickly evaporates and is replaced with entrapment and demands of constant productivity. Fourteen hour days at a desk drowning in cesspools of endless files and spreadsheets sacrificing every piece of your soul to help Company A merge with company B to make profit X – because “that’s just how the world works – whether you like it or not.” 

Yet it’s our resignation and acceptance of this status quo which is most baffling. With the existential crises of climate change, smartphone addiction and global corporate domination all looming large, why are we content with the best and brightest minds of our generation being snapped up by banks and law firms putting endless energy into continuing the cycles of profit maximisation and wealth insulation to further cement and exacerbate the problems threatening our collective future?

Former head of Data at Facebook, Jeff Hamerbacher aptly summarised the situation when speaking about his genius graduating class from MIT, “The best minds of my generation are thinking about how to make people click ads – that sucks.” 

The people best equipped to tackle and solve the world’s problems are the ones being actively recruited to make them worse.

The people best equipped to tackle and solve the world’s problems are the ones being actively recruited to make them worse.

Universities should carry a considerable portion of blame. The biggest banks, investment funds and law firms have been allowed to monopolise the career opportunities of graduates and given an unfettered access to students without any pushback. Luxury events, sponsored lecturers, paid internships and on campus brand ambassadors are just some of the ways they cement hegemony and normalise corporate careers at a time when students are apprehensive about their future.

Many are not even aware that there are viable alternative career options outside corporate. One minute your in university, then suddenly all your peers are scrambling for job application deadlines and your family keep asking you “what are you doing after college?” In a flurry of insecurity and pressure you decide to apply for lack of better alternative and take the security of salary over the time to do something different. 

Many of those who enter these industries never re-emerge. They initially justify taking the position by saying things like it’s a steady income straight out of college or a good stepping stone to the career they really want. Yet after two years the lifestyle becomes so draining, so exhausting and so financially comfortable that most never decide to take the risk of stepping outside and trying to do something with meaning and value.

In order to confront this corporate capture of youth and redirect the next generation of work to meaningful, constructive and fulfilling jobs it’s essential we begin to break down the false image and empty branding of the corporate lifestyle. It is not glamorous successful and prestigious, it is brutal, greedy and callous. The sooner we accept that the sooner we move forward.


16 thoughts on “Why Universities Are Just A Corporate Conveyor Belt

  1. Just one “pet peeve”. I remain dubious of the climate change angst, inasmuch as solutions always seem to involve surrendering more power to govt’s (which engage in potentially catastrophic foolery with the planet like our phantom HAARP program here in the US). The future calls for “floating cities”, in any case, which are already being designed—so rising sea levels, if they occur, should not be extermination events. Not so the super-volcanoes that sit under places like Yellowstone Park. That one WILL blow again evemtually, and its doing so could wipe out all terrestrial life. Hence your comments are all the more true: why are the best young minds not studying ways to release volcanic pressure at such points? Do we have a functional plan for redirecting a large asteroid? No… but we’ll soon have a screen that you can read inside the lens of your glasses!


  2. Agreed. So what do we do about it? We can vote with our wallets.We can support organizations like WeMove.EU, SumOfUs.org that are battling corporate power. We can change our lifestyles (See “The Moneyless Man” by Mark Boyle for a radical example). As you pointed out earlier, young people are ditching social media. It’s happening. Maybe not quickly enough. Blog posts like yours help accelerate the process.

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  3. This is why I stayed clear of things like business and law. That’s not the kind of environment I thrive in, but to be fair, there are people who love that lifestyle and do pretty well. That being said, I’m not sure something less corporate, like social work or medicine has the same level of workplace antics, but I think it’s pretty common for people to find that the rosy view they held of their profession in school doesn’t line up with the work reality. Bureaucracy, politics, and heavy workloads can be quite disillusioning. I’d personally love to be a freelancer and just get away from that kind of thing.

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